Standard (EADGBE)
Lives down by the furnace
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And he makes the young kids nervous
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He tells everybody to call him Tony,
But he smells like oil, and his ass is mouldy.
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Hes not a lot of charms
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Like the prison tattoos on his arms
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He cleans the bathrooms tells dirty jokes,
He dresses like a woman and rolls his own smokes,
Hes the Janitor, Janitor
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One day I want to be like him
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Masturbating while I clean the gym
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I think it must be a really nice life,
Cleaning your nails with a hunting knife,
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Being stained yellow, the rest of your life
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