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 Im the only gay eskimo

 I'm the only one i know

I'm the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

I go seal hunting with my Bestfriend Tarka

But all i wana do is get into his parka

I'm the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

Weeell me and Muk Fluk Chuk Buk

We both like blubber

But me i go this crazy fetish

for rubber

I'm the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

I make a wish on the northern lights

That i could find a decent pair of

Whaleskin tights

I'm the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

And the seals they sing now

(seal noises)

These cold winter nights

Are taking their toll

I even get excited when i see the north pole

I'm the only gay eskimo

In my tribe