Standard (EADGBE)

 I'm the only gay Eskimo, I'm the only one I know,

 I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe

 I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka (Tarqa?)

 But all I wanna do is to get into his parka (add 2nd line of Chorus)

 Well me and Ukflukchukbuk (Uqfluqchuqbuq?) we both like blubber

 But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber (add 2nd line of Chorus)

I make a wish on the northern lights

 That I could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights

 I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe (And the seals they sing now)

 These cold winter nights are taking their toll

 I even get exited when I see the North Pole See the North Pole ...

 I'm the only gay Eskimo (only gay Eskimo)

 I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know)

 I'm the only gay Eskimo ... in my tribe