Standard (EADGBE)

Everybody loves you when you're dead

 And everyone is suddenly your dearest friend

Nobody talks no dirt about you

 But life it just goes on above your head

 When you're dead

Everybody miss you when you're gone

 They'll reminisce about you when they hear your favorite song

 They'll think that they did something wrong

 They'll wonder if there was something they should have said

 When you're gone

 And I'm never gonna tell a lie

 And I'm never gonna wear a tie

 And I'm never gonna say goodbye

 (Goodbye)

Life is so much better when you're dead

Conversation's easy when there's nothing to be said

 But it can get a little lonesome

Maybe you should take along a friend

 Like I said:

 I'm never gonna tell a lie

 And I'm never gonna wear a tie

 And if I can't walk, maybe I can fly

 Don't ask the reason why

 But I'm never gonna say goodbye

 (Goodbye)

 Goodbye