Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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Verse 1

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Times are strange

 We got a free upgrade for

snakes on a plane.

 Fuck em, I don't care.

 Bought the cheap champagne,

 we're going down in flames, hey.

[Pre Chorus]

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Oh, I'm ready for it

Come on, bring it.

Oh, I'm ready for it

Come on, bring it.

Oh, I'm ready for it

Come on, bring it.

Oh, I'm ready for it

Come on, bring it.

Chorus

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 So kiss me goodbye.

 Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive.

 So kiss me goodbye.

 I can see the venom in your eyes.

Goodbye.

Break

Verse 2

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It's time to fly

 to make the stars align

 with the turpentine

 lounging in their suits and ties.

 Watch the whore's parade

 for the price you paid, hey.

Pre-chorus

x 1

Chorus

x 2

Ladies and gentlemen

These snakes are slitherin'

with dollar signs in they eyes

with tongues so reptilian

This industry's venemous

with cold-blooded sentiment

No need for nervousness

 It's just a little turbulence.

Break

Chorus

x 2

Pre-chorus 2

(Note the slight change)

vvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Oh, I'm ready for it

Come on, bring it.

Oh, I'm ready for it

Come on, bring it.

Oh, I'm ready for it

Come on, bring it.

Oh, I'm ready for it

Come on, bring it.

Outro

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We seem to be losing altitude

 at an alarming pace

Midtown downtown

Snakes on a blog

 I suggest you grab your ankles

 and kiss your ass goodbye.