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I woke up to the sound of German hip hop in my head

A great unholy clatter quickly filling me with dread

I wondered then if silence had forever disappeared

 What, with everybody yelling the end was finally here

Instrumental

I didn't yet tab the solo, sorry):

I scrambled for the television, desperate for its light

Hoping that my favorite stars could stop this endless night

I waited for instructions, I waited for a sign

I listened very carefully when told just what to buy

and so on...