Standard (EADGBE)

 Intro (Eef uses many hammer-ons on the D and A string, its easiest to listen because

they change throughout the song)

 When it finally collapsed all you heard was the radio static

 And the fluttering sound of a bird that was trapped in the attic

 But you couldn't be sure that it wasn't just all in your head

 As you carefully swept all the broken glass out of your bed

 When it finally collapsed all the actors were hotly protested

 But the people they had to portray, were a little depressing

 So a grass roots initiative based upon sharing and trust

 Went into production to harness the power of dust

(Under solo, same as verses)

 When it finally collapsed as it had been since way before when

 The pedophiles did their rendition of You ve Got A Friend

 And everyone had to admit that it wasn't half bad

 But they still felt uneasy fearing they'd be dismissed as a fad

 When it finally collapsed giant billboards made people aware

 Of the idea that we are comprised of just water and air

 And a vandal had written that Jesus knows just how you feel

 When you're falling asleep, asleep at the wheel

 When you're falling asleep, asleep at the wheel

Outro