Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Repeat
Verse
Crane, Crane, your going insane
You can't have sex with everyone you see
It's just not right
And clink, clink, what did you think
Driving to the airport in a rented car with blood
Chorus
Syndication never hurt so bad
It's always pleasant at the mall
Your mutilation really made me sad
Your still a hero to us all