Standard (EADGBE)
She cooks with lard Loves ho t food bars
A quart of sweet tea and fried po rk skins
Can't get enough eats till she's stuff ed
Go's to the bath room and she comes back again
She thinks she looks just like Mado nna
When she runs her greasy fingers through her bleach blond hair
Most sometimes she'll place another order
And lordy have mercy on that little bitty chair
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She's got a butt bigger than the Beatl es
Eatin me outta house and h ome
Her booty size well it outta be illegal
She has a hard time sittin on the throne
Hamburgers, H otdogs
Cheese fries, and Coldslaw
A dozen bear claws yum, yu m, yum
Loves sausage links, hates di et drinks
Takes up both seats in a two seater car
Her doctor said, lay off the bread
But he didn't say nothing bout a Snickers bar
She drinks sweet milk by the gallon
And shed never eat a salad or a Lean Cuisine
And she'll lay spread out on the hammock
After she's done her damage at Dairy Queen
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No you won't find her name on the weight loss of fame
Down at Jennie Crai gs
'Cause when she eats em' out at the Waffle House
They'll bring in more ham a nd eggs