Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

 Ring! ring! its 7:00 a.m.!

 Move yself to go again

 Cold water in the face

 Brings you back to this awful place

 Knuckle merchants and you bankers, too

 Must get up an learn those rules

 Weather man and the crazy chief

 One says sun and one says sleet

 A.m., the f.m. the p.m. too

 Churning out that boogaloo

 Gets you up and gets you out

 But how long can you keep it up?

 Gimme honda, gimme sony

 So cheap and real phony

 Hong kong dollars and indian cents

 English pounds and eskimo pence

Chorus

 You lot! what?

Dont stop! give it all you got!

 You lot! what?

Dont stop! yeah!

 You lot! what?

Dont stop! give it all you got!

 You lot! what?

Dont stop! yeah!

Verse 2

 Working for a rise, better my station

 Take my baby to sophistication

 Shes seen the ads, she thinks its nice

 Better work hard - I seen the price

 Never mind that its time for the bus

 We got to work - an youre one of us

 Clocks go slow in a place of work

 Minutes drag and the hours jerk

 When can I tell em wot I do?

 In a second, maaan...oright chuck!

 Wave bub-bub-bub-bye to the boss

 Its our profit, its his loss

 But anyway lunch bells ring

 Take one hour and do your thanng!

 Cheeesboiger!

Verse 3

 What do we have for entertainment?

 Cops kickin gypsies on the pavement

 Now the news - snap to attention!

 The lunar landing of the dentist convention

 Italian mobster shoots a lobster

 Seafood restaurant gets out of hand

 A car in the fridge

 Or a fridge in the car?

 Like cowboys do - in t.v. land

Chorus

 You lot! what?

Dont stop! huh?

 You lot! what?

Dont stop! huh?

 You lot! what?

Dont stop! yeah!

 You lot! what?

Dont stop!

Verse 4

 So get back to work an sweat some more

 The sun will sink an we'll get out the door

 Its no good for man to work in cages

 Hits the town, he drinks his wages

 Youre frettin, youre sweatin

 But did you notice you aint gettin?

 Youre frettin, youre sweatin

 But did you notice you aint gettin anywhere?

 Dont you ever stop long enough to start?

 To take your car outta that gear

 Dont you ever stop long enough to start?

 To get your car outta that gear

 Karl marx and fredrich engels

 Came to the checkout at the 7-11

 Marx was skint - but he had sense

 Engels lent him the necessary pence

 What have we got? yeh-o

 What have we got? yeh-o

 What have we got? Magnificence!

 What have we got? yeh-o

 Luther king and mahatma gandhi

 Went to the park to check on the game

 But they was murdered by the other team

 Who went on to win 50-nil

 You can be true, you can be false

 You be given the same reward

 Socrates and milhous nixon

 Both went the same way - through the kitchen

 Plato the greek or rin tin tin

Whos more famous to the billion millions?

 News flash: vacuum cleaner sucks up budgie

 Oooohh...bub-bye

Maaaagnificeeence!!

Maaaagnificeeence!!