Standard (EADGBE)

It's a late night in this town

It's time to move on

And our time, It came and went

 Find your coat, find your keys

 Find the man of your dreams

 And how much money he spent

 So set down your drink

 You've had more than you should

Your last chance has just come and gone

 Well she's gone for the door

 And she looks all alone

 Let me know what she looks like at dawn

Chorus

Last call, again

Last call, do you know where you're going

Last call, again

 There are lovers and fighters

 at 2:00 AM

A big girl named Carol,

 Well she just left with Jim

 And it's hard sometimes

 To make up your mind

They're out in the lot

 And she's going down on him

 So roll your leg over

 Take the bow not the stern

And pray before you begin

 'Cause this date's not your mate

 And it's not where you're going

But more like where they've been

 Slip a beer in your coat

 Keep your arms to your side

'Cause going home,

 That's a pretty good drive

 Keep it under the dash

 And watch who you pass

For your first DWI