Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 I saw a story on the news today

 It made me wanna throw up

 About a girl who just won’t go away

 I think we’ve all had enough

 And now I’ve heard she said the N-word

 Then she said she’s just like me

 Well I don’t have 50 billion dollars

 in my family

Chorus

 So here’s to you, Paris Hilton

 Could you hear me when I say

 You’ve got everything you want

 So could you please just go away

 Here’s to you, Paris Hilton

 Could I say what’s on our mind?

 Go away, go away, Paris Hilton

 Leave America behind

Verse 2

 I saw her picture in the magazine

 I saw her book in the store

 And she had sex on my computer screen

 But I just can’t take anymore

 Now am I alone in thinking

 That she’s, that she's really just a snot

 And if she never said another word

 We all would say that’s hot

Chorus

 So here’s to you, Paris Hilton

 Could you hear me when I say

 You’ve got everything you want

 So could you please just go away

 Here’s to you, Paris Hilton

 Could I say what’s on our mind?

 Go away, go away, Paris Hilton

 Leave America behind

 Behind, behind, behind, behind, behind

 Leave America behind

 Leave us all behind