Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Oh you are a mucky kid,

 Dirty as a dustbin lid.

 When he hears the things you did,

 You'll get a belt from your Dad.

Oh you have your father's nose,

 So crimson in the dark it glows,

If you're not asleep when the boozers close,

 You'll get a belt from your Dad.

You look so scruffy lying dur

 Strawberry-jam tarts in yer hair,

 Though in the world you haven't a care

 And I have got so many.

It's quite a struggle every day

 Living on your father's pay,

The bugger drinks it all away

 And leaves me without any.

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Although we have no silver spoon,

 Better days are coming soon

 Now Nelly's working at the Lune

 And she gets paid on Friday.

Perhaps one day we'll have a splash,

 When Littlewoods provide the cash,

We'll get a house in Knotty Ash

 And buy your Dad a brewery.

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Oh you are a mucky kid,

 Dirty as a dustbin lid.

 When he hears the things you did

 You'll get a belt from your Dad.

Oh you have your father's face,

 You're growing up a real hard case,

But there's no one can take your place,

 Go fast asleep for yer Mammy.