Regretting What I Said Chords

Capo 5th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 I didn't Fmean it when I Asaid I hope thDme cable in the Dmelevator

A♯Snaps when A♯you step on Fboard C

 And I was Ajoking when I Asaid I Dmhope you crack your Dmhead

 And get Gmangled by the downGstairs revolving Cdoor C

 And I was Fkidding when I Asaid I hope the Dmnumber one-oh Dmthree bus

A♯Hits and makes a A♯pancake out of Fyou C

 I'm Dmsorry,Dm I'm Asorry A

 Isn't aA♯mazing what a Cwoman in love will Fdo? C

Verse 2

(same as the last verse)

And I don't really want to see your taxi on the 59th street bridge

Flip over and crash through the rail

And I'd feel bad if at the airport you were mistaken for a local sex offender

Arrested, beaten up, and thrown in jail

And I really don't want to see you getting radiation poisonining from the

metal detector

That all passengers on foreign and domestic flights must walk through

I'm sorry, forgive me

For all the mean things I said to you

Bridge

A You thought I Adidn't have a Dmtemper Dm

 Ha Aha ha ha ha Aha ha ha ha, surDmprise! Dm

 But I Areally don't want to Asee you disDmmembered by the marijuana Dmsniffing dogs

 When a Gsimple little Gnipping would sufCfice, would sufCfice

Verse 3

(again, same as the first one)

And I'm sorry that I said I hope the plane explodes in mid-air

As it carries you away from me

And I'm sorry that I said I hope you break both legs

On the mountain while you ski

And I'm sorry for all the nasty things I said about your mother

Even though we both know they're true

(it's different here at the end)

 I'm Dmsorry,Dm forAgive me A

 I'm Dmswallowing my Dmpride I'd feel so Aguilty if you Adied

 Oh, I'm A♯sorry, but FI'm still Cmad at Fyou.A♯ F