Doris And Edwin Chords

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 The Dfirst time that she saw him

  was in the Goffice canteen

 He was A♯buying a cup of coffee --

  Athree sugars and double cream

DTwo weeks later she saw him

  at the eleGvator banks

 His Ahands were full, she held the doors for

  Ghim and he said Dthanks

 Now she's in Bmlove

 For her it doesn't take F♯much

 She's in Bmlove

 But this is not your Aordinary office crush

 For Bmshe works in the Dbasement

  Gnear the boiler room door

 And Dhe works in Aaccounting

  on the G37th Dfloor

 Now I'm not Dmuch of a mathematician

  but even GI can see

 That in a A♯building of 37 floors

  and Afour thousand employees

 Her Dchances of running into him were really

  Gnot that good

 Even though she Ahung out at the canteen and rode the elevator

  Gevery spare minute she Dcould

 'Cause she's in Bmlove

 And she don't even know his F♯name (it's Edwin)

 She's in Bmlove

 Love can be Asuch a cruel cruel game

 For Bmshe works in the Dbasement

  Gnear the boiler room door

 And Dhe works in Aaccounting

  on the G37th Dfloor

(And by the way, did I happen to mention...)

 That when this Abuilding was constructed

  it was Bmdone improperly

 And Aone day on the fourth floor

  there was a Bmshort in the electricity

 It Aburned up walls and desks and chairs

  and Bmall the secretaries

 And the Aalarm did not go off until it

  Bmreached floor 33

 Floor thirty-Athree, floor thirty-Bmthree

(And on the upper floors people were running and screaming and

jumping out of windows to get away from the flames -- it was

gross)

 Now the Awoman in the basement,

  Bmshe ran up the stairs

AOut the emergency exit

  Bminto the fresh air

AShe looked up because just then

  Bmit began to shower

 That's Awhen she saw her true love coming...

  one Bmhundred miles an hour

 Oh-Aoh, Oh Bmno....

 I'm not Dmuch of a mathematician,

  but even GI can see

 The A♯chances of him landing on her

  were Avery slim indeed (but he did!)

 So they Dburied them together

  the Gfollowing day

 And even Anow when I ride the elevator

  GI can hear someone Dsay

 She was in Bmlove

 For her it didn't take F♯much

 She was in Bmlove

 But this was not your Aordinary office... crush

 For Bmshe worked in the Dbasement

  Gnear the boiler room door

 And Dhe worked in Aaccounting

  on the G37th floor

BmShe worked in the Dbasement

  and Ghe the 37th floor

 But Dfate brought them toAgether,

  they Gflirted neverDmore

Nevermore, nevermore...