Standard (EADGBE)

 Santa loves the taste of fetid flesh

Rotting meats his favorite dish

 Like how the natives were killed by whites

 Some tainted meat on a winters night

 I travel down through history

 The crucifix is a christmas tree

Jesus whispers in my ear

Says the words I long to hear

  Santa loves tainted meat

  And he kills what he eats

And in time christ came to say

 God never liked me anyway

So I shacked with mrs claus

Then I bled to great applause

Crucified me easter day

 The bunnies came

 The children played

 And mrs claus

 She married nick

 He killed for food

 She sucked his dick

  And they ate tainted meat

  And he'd kill what they'd eat

I came back just to die today

 I saw those two up on that sleigh

God I hate that santa claus

 And all the problems that he's caused

 He took from me my holiday

 With guilt and greed

 What can I say?

 But I've been nailed here

 A martyred tree

 A gift for santa

 Some tainted meat