Standard (EADGBE)
Santa loves the taste of fetid flesh
Rotting meats his favorite dish
Like how the natives were killed by whites
Some tainted meat on a winters night
I travel down through history
The crucifix is a christmas tree
Jesus whispers in my ear
Says the words I long to hear
Santa loves tainted meat
And he kills what he eats
And in time christ came to say
God never liked me anyway
So I shacked with mrs claus
Then I bled to great applause
Crucified me easter day
The bunnies came
The children played
And mrs claus
She married nick
He killed for food
She sucked his dick
And they ate tainted meat
And he'd kill what they'd eat
I came back just to die today
I saw those two up on that sleigh
God I hate that santa claus
And all the problems that he's caused
He took from me my holiday
With guilt and greed
What can I say?
But I've been nailed here
A martyred tree
A gift for santa
Some tainted meat