Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
I got two dogs and a bottle of crazy glue
I got two dogs and a bottle of crazy glue
Cant think of anything better to do
But i got, two dogs and a bottle of crazy glue
Chorus
I glue them together, and get two dogs who are better then ever
Verse 2
I got two cavemen and ten feet of rope
I got two cavemen and ten feet of rope
Aint got no beer and aint got no dope
But i got two cavemen and ten feet of rope
Chorus
I tie them together and i get two cavemen who were better then ever
I tie them together and i get two cavemen together forever
Verse 2
I got one me and i got one you
I got one me and i got one you
Aint got no rope or crazy glue
But i got one me and i got one you so hey
Chorus
Lets stick together and be, two people better then ever
Lets stick together and be, two people together forever