Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

I got two dogs and a bottle of crazy glue

I got two dogs and a bottle of crazy glue

Cant think of anything better to do

But i got, two dogs and a bottle of crazy glue

Chorus

I glue them together, and get two dogs who are better then ever

Verse 2

I got two cavemen and ten feet of rope

I got two cavemen and ten feet of rope

Aint got no beer and aint got no dope

But i got two cavemen and ten feet of rope

Chorus

I tie them together and i get two cavemen who were better then ever

I tie them together and i get two cavemen together forever

Verse 2

I got one me and i got one you

I got one me and i got one you

Aint got no rope or crazy glue

But i got one me and i got one you so hey

Chorus

Lets stick together and be, two people better then ever

Lets stick together and be, two people together forever