Capo 4th fret
Standard (EADGBE)
Well, I wish I had my picture
On the Rolling Stone today
And I wish that the Enquirer
Would spread a roumor that I was gay
Well I wish I had some buddies
Some movie stars and such
Cause I probably wouldnt worry about
About the two of us as much
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And Id spend all my money
[G/f#]
On caviar and cocaine
And I would not remember
How you broke my heart today
You know I, I wish I had a super model
So skinny and so wild
And a waitress in Nevada
She says shes carryin my child
Id drive down Sunset Boulevard
my hair blowin in the wind
And Id stop at fancy restaurants
And theyd finally let me in
Chorus
Yeah, I wish I had my picture
With the Rolling Stones today
And I wish the Enquirer
Spread a rumor that I was gay
I wish I knew a movie star
Someone like Charlie Sheen
Cause if hed hang out with Kato Kaetlin
Well, I guess hed hang out with me
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And Id spell all my money
On caviar and Rogaine
And I would not remember
How you broke
My heart today