Capo 4th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 Well, I wish I had my picture

On the Rolling Stone today

And I wish that the Enquirer

 Would spread a roumor that I was gay

Well I wish I had some buddies

Some movie stars and such

‘Cause I probably wouldn’t worry about

About the two of us as much

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And I’d spend all my money

[G/f#]

On caviar and cocaine

And I would not remember

 How you broke my heart today

You know I, I wish I had a super model

So skinny and so wild

And a waitress in Nevada

She says she’s carryin’ my child

I’d drive down Sunset Boulevard

my hair blowin’ in the wind

And I’d stop at fancy restaurants

And they’d finally let me in

Chorus

Yeah, I wish I had my picture

With the Rolling Stones today

And I wish the Enquirer

Spread a rumor that I was gay

I wish I knew a movie star

Someone like Charlie Sheen

‘Cause if he’d hang out with Kato Kaetlin

Well, I guess he’d hang out with me

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And I’d spell all my money

On caviar and Rogaine

And I would not remember

How you broke

My heart today