If The River Was Whiskey Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

FIf the river was whiskey and I was a duck,

 I'd dive to the bottom and I'd nF7ever come up.

 Well tell me A♯how long, have I got to wFait?

 Oh, can C7I get you now? Must I hesiFtate?

The first two lines of every verse vary, but the chord progression and the last

two lines stay the same throughout.