Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Piano begins alone and then guitar joins in.

The chords remain G followed by F throughout.

Verse 1

 I carry my microphone with me

 Everywhere I go

 It makes for a very good deadweight

 In case of an emergency

 In case I need to break your face

 In case I need you to be dead

Chorus

 Who do you think you are?

 Who do I think you are?

 I know who you are

 And it's hard to believe that

 God made you and me with the same hands

 With the same hands

Verse 2

(same as verse 1)

Sit?

I tell my doggie to sit

But I am not a dog

But you make the animal in me

Want to come out all over you.

Chorus

(same as before)

Who do you think you are?

Who do I think you are?

I know who you are

And it's hard to believe that

God made you and me with the same hands

With the same hands

Break

(Continue in the same progression)

Who do you think you are?

Who do I think you are?

I know-

Who do you think you are?

Who do I think you are?

I know who you are

And it's hard to believe that

God made you and me with the same hands

With the same hands, with the same hands.

With the same hands.