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Verse 1

Beautiful in the dress

 I laid out for you

Let your hair down the

 way you always used to

The tile is cold

 the tap is dripping

As I go to rinse

 my hands of you

And watch the

 pieces one by one

Wash away down the drain

Refrain

 I’ll fake this morning

 at your funeral

Dressed in black and

 trying not to laugh

Chorus

Sleep tight my dear

This will be your

last night here

Breathing among the living

 I’ve got some plans for you

Sweet dreams my love

 It will all be over soon

We’re just waiting

 for the poison

 In your blood to

reach your heart

 Post chorus: --G#m(hold)

Verse 2

So cold and pale

 laid out before me

So weak and frail

 quiet as can be

Peacefully sleeping

 for all eternity

No one will

 ever suspect me

 Fingerprints and DNA

won’t give me away

(Repeat Refrain and Chorus and Post Chorus x3)

Bridge

I brought your

favourite flowers

Your mother said you

would have loved them

I’ll read your

favourite poem out loud

 And I’ll break down

I’ll break down

You said that I don’t feel

And that’s why you

could not live with me

I don’t feel the least

bit sad right now

How’s that for irony?

(Repeat Refrain)

I can't Help not to laugh

(Repeat Chorus)