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 I've got some fat to loose

 And something else too

 I never knew the rules

 Because I've never had a girlfriend

 I suppose I've got a lot to learn

 I don't know anything

 I'm only seventeen

 I go to public school

 They never taught me anything I need to learn

 But someone told me where to find out

Out where the lights are red

 And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors

 Out where the films are blue

 And the licensed places never shut their doors

 I will go there-bingo

 I will find out

 I will discover-bingo

 What the fuss is about

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 So I went up to town

 and I got some money out

 I found my self a bar

 Where all the lovely ladies offered me their help

 And then I really found out

Out where the lights are red

 And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors

 Out where the films are blue

 And the licensed places never shut their doors

 Yes I went there-bingo

 and I found out

 Yes I discovered-bingo

 What the fuss is about

Interlude

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But as I tried to leave

They gave the bill to me

I couldn't quite believe

They made me pay a hundred pounds for diet coke

Or they would call my mother

Out where the skies are black

And they wait for another victim to piss on

Out where the kids are green

And are thick enough to left themselves be conned

Yes I went there-bingo

and I found out

Yes I discovered-bingo

What the fuss is about