Standard (EADGBE)

 I'm sorry you couldn't make it

 You could have seen him, so weathered and dated

 He was a Johnny Come Lately

 And I know that you would hate him

 If you'd seen his botanical leanings

 First prize exhibit and all down to good spirit

 He was a Johnny Come Lately

 And I know that you would hate me

 If I envied the things that he spoke of

 How I envied the things that he thought of

 He was a Johnny Come Lately

 And I know that you would hate me

 If I told you that I made some time and stayed behind

 To find out how to make a garden grow

 Where the sun no longer shines

 If I asked too many questions and I stayed behind

 To find out how to make a garden grow

 But he never ever gave away the secret of this godforsaken soil

 He didn't need us, just tempted and teased us

 You could have been here, wishing you were here

 This was a Johnny Come Lately

 And I know that you would hate me

 He was a Johnny Come Lately

 And I know that you would hate me

 If I told you that I made some time and stayed behind

 To find out how to make a garden grow

 Where the sun no longer shines

 He assured me that the seeds you sold were sound

 But I must have cast them all on stony ground

 And now the sun won't shine

 I must have asked too many questions

 And stayed behind to find out how to make a garden grow

 But he never ever gave away the secret of this godforsaken soil.