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Forgive me if I seem to be impatient and obscene

 It's just I'd like to fall so flat and hear the voices shouting back

 Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show

Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show

 As orange buffoons dance, they booked a faker in advance

 Left purple jungles in a trance to raise the nepotistic chant

 Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show

 Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show

 Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show

She should have waited, she should have waited before the show

 The TV show . . . the TV show

(La la la la la la)

 The TV show . . . the TV show

(La la la la la la)

 So you want to be a star? Tell the monkey where you are, look the monkey in the

eye

(the TV show . . . the TV show)

 Did you fly into a rage? Did you lust for centre stage? Look the monkey in the

eye

(the TV show . . . the TV show)

 Did you yearn to leave your mark? Did you swear that you'd go far? Look the

monkey in the eye

(the TV show . . . the TV show)

 If you want to be a star tell the monkey where you are, look the monkey in the

eye

(the TV show . . . the TV show)

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