Shoppers Paradise Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

CGround floor Shoppers' Paradise Ghabit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives

Cknuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden Ghearts

CSpend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks

Gtested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits

Cozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding Gdates another summer of Chate

Verse 2

CIt's the top shop for the tired and rundown Ggoing up for the final comedown

CFirst and second floors, third and fourth world Gwars

 We've got a Cfree pair of flares, with every hip replacement

Gjust take the stairs to the bargain basement

CBabies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle.

Chorus

GLadies and Cgentlemen, Gboys and Cgirls

 the Gbig shop is Copen it's a Gwonderful Cworld

Verse 3

CTop floor Shoppers' Paradise we've got a Gdrunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist

CWe've got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T. wGere going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.

 We take CVisa, Access, American Express

Gpatched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best

Cclothes for all ages, mothers and babies

Chorus

Verse 4

CGoing down for all the things you missed

 all the Glove. peace and happiness that don't exist

 We've got Cenpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix a Ggovernment freezer full of benefits

 A Cchildren's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys

 We've got GCabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies

CCarpets. Iinoleum, holy petroleum,

GChemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans

CLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls the Gbig shop is open and the world is Cwonderful

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