Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

The tequilla sun is rising and the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking

 Put the Binatone on snooze, open up some Special Brews, and start drinking

to the biggest mess in town, then put on your dressing gown

screw your head on upside down drink yourself into the ground

Verse 2

The bottles by the sink they're the softest fucking drinks on the market

 Yes sir, the Thunderbirds have gone the wagons rolling on, and I'm on it

 And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss, vodka and tomato juice

Disneyland or dipsomania, pick a flavour

Chours:

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere

there's a wonderful world you can share

Verse 3

 Try agrophobic, schizophrenic, paranoid attacks of panic

Epileptic fit of laughter, twenty five million mornings after

 And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss, vodka and tomato juice

Disneyland or dipsomania, name your poison, pick a flavour

Bridge

Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker,

Southern Comfort, mother's ruin, happy hours of homeless brewing

Galloways sore throat expectorant, after-shave and disinfectant,

Parazone and Fairy Liquid, If it's in a glass you'll drink it

Chrous:

 define: : xx4442