Standard (EADGBE)

Thank you for informing me

 That I was banned from Canada

 It comes as no suprise to me

Last month it was Africa

Since you’ve been ambassador

 There’s trouble at the border

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It’s amusing but it makes me wince

 Your face is like a scimitar

 When accidentally eye to eye

 You shoot a look like vinegar

What could I have done to you

 To make you act the way you do

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For whatever reason

 You would keep me

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I believe it’s like a kind of compliment

I must be quite a girl, "quite a girl"

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Once upon a time you swore you’d love me

‘Til the end of the world

Now, nowhere is far enough away for you

I must be quite a girl, "quite a girl..."

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