Standard (EADGBE)
I just bought me a great long ticket I'm gonna use it at 4 p m
So you can call your secret love and break the news to him.
You talked your little romance but on the strict Q T
so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O.D.
I won't be round, to hear you cry
I'm Texas bound, and bye and bye.
You can reach me down in Dallas, general delivery
so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O.D.
Theres gonna come a day gall, when you'll be feeling blue
You'll find you can't pay your bills with a little 'ole I.O.U.
This dynamite you're messing with, may be T.N.T.
so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O.D.
No need to fall, down on your knees
Cause I know all, my A.B.C'S
I aint no college professor, aint got no P.H.D.
so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O.D.