Capo 6th fret

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So I walked into the bank and I gave the teller a note.It said,

Fill this bag up with cash or I'm gonna slit your throat

 I thought for sure my plan would fail and I would end up in jail

But much to my surprise she complied with a smile

 So I stepped up to the sunny city street and I realized

 That my getaway driver got away without me

So I'd have to walk home, all alone on my own,

 With this big gym bag full of money that I stole

And the streets were filled with cops and thugs

 So I couldn't let on how happy I was

I couldn't let em know what I had done

 I had to walk real slow even though I wanted to run

 I wanted to run

See, at the time I was running low on hope

 I was at the end of the end of the end of my rope

 And I was down on my luck, so I couldn't give a fuck,

 Something made me think I should try to rob a bank

 And maybe then my face would finally be in the paper

 The reporter would mention that I was a singer

 And the people would want to hear my troubled songs

 They'd send me letters in jail tellin' me how they liked them

And I wouldn't worry about bein' set free

 It'd be enough knowin' that people listened to me sing

And on the day I was eventually released

There'd be so many people waitin' out there to meet me

 To meet me

Well that was autumn and I walked through the winter

Now it's spring, no, it's nearly summer

 And my feet are tired and my hands are so cold

 But I'm almost home, just a few blocks to go

 But what awaits me there? I do not know

 Will there be FBI guys waiting at my door?

 Or will the coast be clear? When I finally make it there

 After all of this walkin' I don't know if I care

But it would be so nice

 to open up the door and to step inside

To throw this bag down on the floor

 And not have to worry about it anymore

And I would feed the cat and I would check the mail

 Call up all of my friends and let em know I'm not in jail

Tell 'em sometimes it's worth all the chances you take

 And start thinkin' about all the smoothies that I'm gonna make

 That I'm gonna make