Axe Murder Song Chords

Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Em7 Em7 Em7 Em7

Verse 1

  G Why do C lovers park Am down deserted D lanes? D D

  Near G haunted C houses and Am homes for the D insane? D D

  Like a Am deformed D son who was G locked in a C shed C

  Am Later es-D-caped when he G chopped off their C heads C C

Verse 2

  G Why do C axe murderers Am only D attack D D

  When you're G partially C nude or you're Am taking a D bath D D

  Am Tho there are D times I feel G softer than C most C C

  Am Somedays like D yogurt & G some days like C toast C C

Em7 Em7 Em7 Em7

Verse 3

  G Sorority C girls and Am fraternity D boys D D

  G Always de-C-flowered. They're Am rich and they're D spoiled D D

  So we Am never feel D bad when Aunt G Jenny, who's C dead C C

  Am Surprises them D lying on G her wedding C bed C C

Verse 4

  When we're G making C love now, I Am feel so ex-D-posed D D

  G Might you im-C-pale me or Am turn into D those D D

  Am Creatures that D feed on the G flesh of the C living C C

  They Am hide in the D corn between G June & Thanks-C-giving C C

OUTTRO:

  Am Why do axe D murderers G only at-Em-tack when we're

  Cm Making love... Cm Cm Cm

  Am Why do axe D murderers G only at-Em-tack when we're

  Cm Partially nude Cm Cm or Cm taking a

  G Bath.

--crookedpath