Standard (EADGBE)

I don't believe in anything so you may as well forget about me

It's time you took it upon yourself to go join the other team

 Forget about me

 Anyway, I got myself some bowling shoes

 And they are all that I can see

 With all my might I scored a strike

 My friend you wouldn't believe

 My teenage years were wasted all on me

On Saturday I watched a film

 It was black and white with Clark Gable in

 I've seen that film one hundred times or more

 How am I going to tell my friends

 I won't be coming out with them no more?

 Don't you know that I feel sad?

Am C --- (Repeat twice)

You only know how to get mad

 Don't you know that I feel sad? (Repeat 4 times)