Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

You know it really wont surprise me

 If you're a wreck by the age of fourteen

 The way you look

 The way you look is fine

Verse

 So often colour coordinated

 your sister she's an Eighties fan

 But that's alright

 Have I told you so is mine

Chorus

You say your life will be the death of you

 Tell me, do you wash your hair in honey dew?

 And long for all of them to fall in love with you

 But they never do

Verse

Drinking vodka on the fly

 Your mother has a watchful eye

 So look out kid

 She's onto you this time

Verse

Run away to a bed and breakfast

 Console yourself with the Reader's Digest

Ringing the Yellow Pages all alone

Chorus

You say your life will be the death of you

 Tell me, do you wash your hair in honey dew?

 And long for all of them to fall in love with you

 But they never do

 No they never do

x2

Chorus

You say your life will be the death of you

 Tell me, do you wash your hair in honey dew?

 And long for all of them to fall in love with you

 But they never do

 No they never do

I'm gonna tell you something good about yourself

I'll say it now and I'll never say it about no one else

(repeat)