Standard (EADGBE)
tried to find a sock
know that it's lost
something's gone wrong again
need a shave. cut m'self
need a new blade
something's gone wrong again
Chorus
and again
and again and again, again
something's gone wrong again
tried to fry an egg
broke the yolk, no joke
something's gone wrong again
looked at my watch just to check the time
but the hands come off mine
something's gone wrong again
Chorus
nothing ever happens to people like us
'cept to miss the bus
something's gone wrong again
need a smoke, spent my last 50p
but the machine is broke
something's gone wrong again
Chorus
Solo
nothing ever happens to people like us
'cept to miss the bus
something's gone wrong again
need a smoke, spent my last 50p
but the machine is broke
something's gone wrong againa
Chorus
showed up early in time for our date
but then you turn up late
something's gone wrong again
need a drink, go to the pub
but the bugger's shut
something's gone wrong again