Standard (EADGBE)

 I woke up on Sunday morning

 With a shoe that was not mine

 Let the taxi on the corner

 Drive away

 So I walked up Ponce de Leon

 With my lips all caked in wine

 But my night clothes in the day time

 Gave me away

  ♭

And I don't want to remember

  ♭

But I don't want to forget

  ♭

That no one will believe me

 If I say

Chorus

Honey don't you call now

 Don't pick up the phone now

Don't you know we're better off this way

Trying not to call now

See you when I go out

We can be in love for just one day

 And I came home with her lipstick

 And a thousand bites and scars

 And a mud stain on my kneecap

 To remind

 Me of a quick shop stop for salsa

 Just to spill it on the floor

 Stuck my head inside a freezer

 To rewind

  ♭

And the Mayor won't believe me

  ♭

And my drummer thinks I'm high

  ♭

And I know I should let this one

 Get away

Chorus x2

 And with all those tripped out people

 At our table by the end of the night

 So I met you by the bathroom

 To escape

 I was so drunk I think I said

 I want you inside me now

 And we fell into the dumpster

 Laughing away

  ♭

And I don't think I remember

  ♭

And I try not to forget

  ♭

But I think that I let this one

 Get away

Chorus x2