Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 Hello, how ya doin'

 What's it like to ruin all my self esteem?

Let me blow off some steam

 For five years I waited so why am I jaded

 To get back at you? What makes it cool when

Chorus

 You act like nothing ever happened

 I feel like I should feel bad

 But I can't like

Someone who thought They're the only one that mattered

 I hope that you're flattered

 cause you broke this down

 The best thing that you never had

Verse 2

 And it seems like I'm lost

 Somehow my heart got lost

 On the way to my head and my brain cells are dead

 and the craziness shows

 now I start to go when the green turns to red

and I should be dead when

Chorus

 You act like nothing ever happened

 I feel like I should feel bad

 But I can't like

Someone who thought They're the only one that mattered

 While my heart got shattered

 like romantic roadkill

 my heart is all splattered

 your ego got fatter

 I hope that you're flattered

 cause you broke this down

 The best thing that you never had

Bridge

 Like the toilet seat never got lifted

 And I pissed on your confidence

When you weren't around

How could that be?

Don't turn this around

You were the one who

Drove my ass right to the ground

Chorus

 When you act like nothing ever happened

 I feel like I should feel bad

 But I can't like

Someone who thought they're the only one that mattered

 While my heart got shattered

 like romantic roadkill

 my heart is all splattered

 your ego got fatter

 I hope that you're flattered

 cause you broke this down, you broke this down

 The best thing, the best thing, the best thing... you never had