Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

x2

 Love, it's like a hurricane: it happens in Florida, it gets into everything.

 Love, it's like a monster truck: it fills up whole stadiums, but it crushes

smaller trucks

 Love, it's like a marmoset: it may be small and cute, but sometimes it eats

its young

 Love, it's like a trailer park: ugly but functional, the rent is cheap

enough

 Love, it's like an interstate: it gets you from place to place, but it’s

 littered with dead raccoons

 Love, it's like a garbage man: it collects waste and filth, it smells like

rotting flesh

 Love, it's like a newborn child: seems interesting when it’s young, gets

 pedestrian after a while

 Love, it's like a hurricane: it happens in Florida, it destroys everything.

 Repeat to the end of the song.