Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
x2
Love, it's like a hurricane: it happens in Florida, it gets into everything.
Love, it's like a monster truck: it fills up whole stadiums, but it crushes
smaller trucks
Love, it's like a marmoset: it may be small and cute, but sometimes it eats
its young
Love, it's like a trailer park: ugly but functional, the rent is cheap
enough
Love, it's like an interstate: it gets you from place to place, but its
littered with dead raccoons
Love, it's like a garbage man: it collects waste and filth, it smells like
rotting flesh
Love, it's like a newborn child: seems interesting when its young, gets
pedestrian after a while
Love, it's like a hurricane: it happens in Florida, it destroys everything.
Repeat to the end of the song.