Standard (EADGBE)

When I was little someone pointed out to me

Some constellations but the big dipper's all I could see

That brontasaurus must have stood a thousand miles high

That brontasaurus laying on its side up in the sky

Chorus

Bottoms up and this time

Won't you let me be?

Bottled up but this time

Won't you rescue me?

You should have been here last night and heard what the big dipper said to me

Jack thought it twice and thought that that that made it true

Some brains just work that way

 that's what chemicals can do

He thought he'd have a beer

 he thought he was alone

He thought an Albertson's stir fry

 dinner would make his apartment a home

Chorus

Bottoms up and this time

Won't you let me be?

Bottled up but this time

Won't you rescue me?

You should have been here last night and heard what the big dipper said to me

I thought I bored me but

 I learned to think like you

Now nothing bores me

 that's that nothing is thought through

Chorus

Bottoms up and this time

Won't you let me be?

Bottled up but this time

Won't you rescue me?

You should have been here last night and heard what the big dipper said