Standard (EADGBE)

 Please, Mr. Hanelei

  etc.

Would you tell me what to do

Please, Mr. Hanelei

I don't know what to do

And Alice hurt her back

Brother Greg almost drowned on a surfboard

A spider almost killed Peter

A wall decoration almost killed me

The teke, it is evil

I don't know what to do

So please, Mr. Hanelei

I don't know what to do

(Bridge)

  etc.

"Mr. Hanelei,

We found this evil teke

And it's bringin' us bad luck

Could you please help us?"

"When I was young

My father, he told me

Of an ancient burial ground

He said to never go

I never go."

But please Mr. Hanelei

Your our only hope

Then I will tell you...

 So we went far away

  etc.

The bus driver said that we were crazy

And we went towards a cave

Leaving my popcorn as a trail to safety

And I like my popcorn

I like my popcorn

And we met Vincent Price

And his teke named Oscar

 And we have one man to thank

 We have one man to thank

 One man to thank

 Mr. Hanelei