Standard (EADGBE)
Please, Mr. Hanelei
etc.
Would you tell me what to do
Please, Mr. Hanelei
I don't know what to do
And Alice hurt her back
Brother Greg almost drowned on a surfboard
A spider almost killed Peter
A wall decoration almost killed me
The teke, it is evil
I don't know what to do
So please, Mr. Hanelei
I don't know what to do
(Bridge)
etc.
"Mr. Hanelei,
We found this evil teke
And it's bringin' us bad luck
Could you please help us?"
"When I was young
My father, he told me
Of an ancient burial ground
He said to never go
I never go."
But please Mr. Hanelei
Your our only hope
Then I will tell you...
So we went far away
etc.
The bus driver said that we were crazy
And we went towards a cave
Leaving my popcorn as a trail to safety
And I like my popcorn
I like my popcorn
And we met Vincent Price
And his teke named Oscar
And we have one man to thank
We have one man to thank
One man to thank
Mr. Hanelei