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Intro

Surrey girls like tight jeans

Right up tight against their skin

Take you home to the dark

And show you what's in

With glasses bigger than her face

She's off to get her wotsit waxed

Find that Gucci bag she wanted

from Harvey Nicks

Cause she's only thinking about number one again

But she won't listen cause her Samsung is ringing

Hold on

Surrey girls like their boys

with lots of cash to buy them toys

A Porsche or a Merc will do

Turn heads with the noise

Sprayed on tan and new lip gloss

She is off to meet the boss

Three little kids he's got

But she just don't care

Cause she's only thinking about number one again

But she won't listen cause her Samsung is ringing

Hold on

Woolley Bridge Woolley Bridge

Where it came clear to me

You need love you need love

But you're wasting time

Oh but now Surrey girl

I can really show you how

Give you love give you love

And I'll waste your time

In her time she's learnt some tricks

Fourty licks and bamboo sticks

She is queen here right now

Boy you'll be numb

That figure ain't just by luck

Atkins Diet nip and tuck

Hours on the treadmill

And yes she gives a good fuck

Cause she's only thinking about number one again

But she won't listen cause her Samsung is ringing

Hold on

Woolley Bridge Woolley Bridge

Where it came clear to me

You need love you need love

But you're wasting time

Oh but now Surrey girl

I can really show you how

Give you love give you love

And I'll waste your time

And now it seems that I have fallen for a Surrey girl

And she has promised she won't leave me for another girl

And now at night we lie and hold each other really tight

And then we promised yeah that we would be the only ones

The only ones

Interlude

G slide to A a few times

Woolley Bridge Woolley Bridge

Where it came clear to me

You need love you need love

But you're wasting time

Oh but now Surrey girl

I can really show you how

Give you love give you love

And I'll waste your time