Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

* * x2

In his time he's done it all

played all the circuits he's a fucking pro

Cos he once played a gig with Bonehead and Noel

Scrapped with that band Joe broke his nose

I got wound up by these indie shits

With their skinny fit jeans think they're knowing it

Have they forgotten about 94?

With my Stan Smith's on I'll give them what for

Chorus

x 2 each time)

See the passion in his eyes

He likes to think it though, likes to think it though

Purist britpop compromise

He likes to think it though, likes to think it though

* * x2

It wern't supposed to end up like this

The deal with V2 it went up tits

Cos now he resides down at the club

tells all the bands just how he's done

"listen lads I've had my time

Wish you could see me in my prime

Me and the boys yeah we were there

Backstage at Glasto with our mod crop hair"

Chorus

Break

Solo

G--7bu--7bu--7bu--7bu---5h7---5--x3---7bu (not too accurate here - sorry)

(same chords, bass only)

He never played at Glastonbury but he likes to think it though, likes to think it though

Never taken LSD but he likes to think it though, likes to think it though

Never played for John Peel but he likes to think it though, likes to think it though

Never got to Maida Vale but he likes to think it though, likes to think it though

Chorus

End on A