Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Roberts on the couch playing x-box

Then his mom comes in and tells him to get off

So he goes outside and plays with his dog

Early every morning when the sun comes up

He goes in the house to get washed up

Then he comes outside with a paper cup

Chorus

 Robert thinks Dutches is sexy

It really turns him on

He's always staring at him

while he's jerking his dog

He likes the way Dutches looks at him

 when he's laying down

 He even thinks his tan is brown

Robert's the only one who really understands what dogs are

Robert thinks Dutches is sexy

2nd Verse

Every night Robert sits outside

Wishing and hoping for a bite

Walking his dog and eating fries

and then he a way to take him home

Repeat Chorus

Then it goes like this

Robert aint into thing appropriate

So he lays on his ass and eats some chips

Robert thinks Dutches is

Robert thinks Dutches is

Repeat the chorus

Then thats the end of the song.I hope you enjoy it