Standard (EADGBE)

alternate

 in full :

We are the 8 0 1

We are the central shaft - And we are

here to let you take advantage

Of our lack of craft

Certain streets have certain corners

Sooner or later, we'll turn yours

We are the 8 0 1

We are the central shaft - And thus through-

 -out two years we've crossed the ocean

in our little craft (Row! Row! Row!)

Now we're on the telephone

Making final arrangements (Ding! Ding!)

We are the 8 0 1

We are the central shaft

Looking for a certain ratio

Someone must have left it underneath the carpet

Looking up and down the radio

Oh-oh, nothing there this time

Looking for a certain ratio

Someone said they saw it parking in a car-lot

Looking up and down the radio

Oh-oh, nothing there this time

Going back down to the radio

Oh, oh - oh, oh - oh, oh - here we go!

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=== B, B bent to C/C#, A, B -- like: ===

Either keep that up for the last part, or switch to chords.

 I like , , , when alone, or , , , if there is [a] bass.

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We are the table, the captain's table

Let's get it understood, let's get it understood

We are the losers, we are the bruisers

Let's get it understood, let's get it understood

We are the diners, the final diners

Let's get it understood, let's get it understood

Most of us tinkers, some of us tailors,

And we've got candlesticks, and lots of cocktail sticks

We saw the lovers, the modern lovers

And they looked very good, they looked as if they could

We are the neighbours, the nosy neighbours

We think just like we would, we think just like we should.

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