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Intro

 When you see a deer you see Bambi

 I see antlers up on the wall

You see a lake you think picnics and I see

 A large mouth up under that log

 I know that your thinking that you're gonna change me

 In some ways well maybe you might

 Scrub me down dress me up oh well no matter what

 Remember I'm still a guy

 When you see a priceless French painting

I see a drunk naked girl

You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy

 And I'd like to give it a whirl

Love makes a man do some things he aint proud of

 And in a weak moment I might

 Walk your sissy dog hold your purse at the mall

 But remember I'm still a guy

 And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car

 Write a love song that makes you cry

 Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground

 Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

 I can hear you now talking to your friends

 Saying yea girls he's come a long way

 From dragging his knuckles, and carrying a club

 And building a fire in a cave

 When you say a backrub means only a backrub

 Then you swat my hand when I try

 Well what can I say at the end of the day

Honey I'm still a guy

 And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car

 Write a love song that makes you cry

 Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground

 Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

These days there's dudes getting facials

Manicured waxed and botoxed

 With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands

 You can't grip a tackle box

 Yea with all of these men lining up to get neutered

 It's hip now to be feminized

 I don't highlight my hair I've still got a pair

 Yea Honey I'm still a guy

 And my eyebrows ain't plucked

 There's a gun in my truck

 Oh thank God I'm still a guy