Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

 Well you're the first car in an hour or so

 I'm glad you stopped in it's sure been slow

 Around here today, just like every day

 Well I couldn't help but notice your California plates

 And I thought I recognized that name

 On your credit card, you're a movie star

 Well I can't wait to get back home and tell all my buddies

 That I met one of the most famous people in the country

Chorus

 Well I only go to movies when I'm down in Bowling Green

 The cable don't come out this far so I never watch TV

 I know you played in something but I'm gonna need some help

Wait, weren't you in Cannon Ball Run.... no? oh well

Verse 2

Allow me to introduce myself

Name ain't John this is somebody else's

Greasy shirt, my name's Curt

This is the town that I grew up in

 Never seen L.A. the closest I've been

 To Hollywood, is Dollywood

 But when you get back to Beverly Hills you can tell all your buddies

You met one of the most famous people in the country

Chorus 2

 Cause I caught the record smallmouth out on Kentucky lake

 And I threw the winning touchdown pass the night that we won state

 And I'm still signing autographs after all these years

Oh yeah, guess I'm gonna need yours....sign uh John

Verse 3

 Been thinking bout doing some acting someday

If I ever do make it out to L.A.

Can I give you a shout, maybe crash on your couch

 If you hear of any roles that are floatin' around

 That would put me and Ashley Judd making out

In a steamy love scene, I'd work pretty cheap

If the phones are down just ask around you'll get ahold of me

 Cause I'm one of the most famous people in the country

 You're talking to one of the most fa---mous people in the country

(keep repeating G D C D as these words are spoken)

Six-pack, it was wasn't it, you're in that movie six-pack

You look a lot thinner and younger on TV

You gaining weight for a role or something?

Man I'm serious about that Ashley Judd thing

I'd work for free

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