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Intro

I remember sayin' I don't care either way

Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm ok

Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen

 And said "Ya see that thing right there well ya know what that means"

And I started wondering who he was going to be

 And I thought heaven help us if he's anything like me

He'll probably climb a tree too tall and ride his bike too fast

End up every summer wearin something in a cast

He's gonna throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street

He's gonna get in trouble oh he's gonna get in fights

I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep

 It safe to say that I'm gonna get my pay back if he's anything like me

I can see him right now knees all skinned up

 With a magnifying glass tryin to melt the Tonka truck

Won't he be a sight with his football helmet on

That'll be his first love till his first love comes along

He'll get his heart broke by the time he's in his teens

And heaven help him if he's anything like me

He'll probably stay out too late and drive his car too fast

Get a speeding ticket he'll pay for mowing grass

He's gonna get caught skippin class and be grounded for a week

He's gonna get in trouble we're gonna get in fights

I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep

It's safe to say that I'm gonna get my pay back if he's anything like me

He's gonna love me and hate me along the way

The years are gonna fly by I already dread the day

He's gonna hug he's momma he's gonna shake my hand

He's gonna act like he can't wait to leave

But as he drives out he'll cry he's eyes out

If he's anything like me

There's worse folks to be like

Aw he'll be alright if he's anything like me