Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

I can make anybody pretty

 I can make you believe any lie

 I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size

 Well I've been known to cause a few breakups

 And I've been known to cause a few births

 I can make you new friends or get you fired from work

Chorus 1

 And since the day I left Milwaukee

Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France

 Been making the bars lots of big money and helping white people dance

 I got you in trouble in high school

 But college now that was a ball

 You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me

 Alcoho-o-o-o-l, Alcoho-o-o-o-o-l