Standard (EADGBE)
johnny wishes he was just a little bigger,
frankie wishes he was back on the force.
Hairy Hal wishes for ladies and gals,
Little William wants to get a divorce.
its Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Eve,
Can't Leave, Its Prisoner Christmas.
They're Wishin', Wishin', Wishin',
Please, Oh, please, Release me this christmas.
You Can here 'em Now.
boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo,
boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo
Boo Hoooooooooooooooo
Well dee-dee wishes he asked to see her ID,
And Freddie Wishes he could kill them again,
And jeremy is just-a dreamin' for a re-do machine,
and Dunston wishes he had never checked in
its Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Eve,
Can't Leave, Its Prisoner Christmas.
They're Wishin', Wishin', Wishin',
Please, please, please, please, please, Release me this christmas.
You Can here 'em Now.
boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo,
Boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo
Boo Hoooooooooooooooo
Davy needs to be free so that he can proceed with his greed
he wants every beanie baby
Jimmy prays he'll be saved so he slaves and behaves
so one day he can kill his sucky lawyer
Alpha Male turning pale with the fear that this year
its his rear that will be somebody's baby
Little Mike wasn't like what you find,
but he's here and he's queer
so get used to iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Its Prisoner christmas
They're wishin, wishin, wishin,
please, please, jesus, Please, release me this christmas
You can hear 'em now
boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo,
boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo
boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo,
boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo
Gah, Jesus...
Alright Homies.. Lets get drunk