Standard (EADGBE)

johnny wishes he was just a little bigger,

 frankie wishes he was back on the force.

Hairy Hal wishes for ladies and gals,

 Little William wants to get a divorce.

 its Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Eve,

 Can't Leave, Its Prisoner Christmas.

They're Wishin', Wishin', Wishin',

Please, Oh, please, Release me this christmas.

You Can here 'em Now.

boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo,

boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo

 Boo Hoooooooooooooooo

Well dee-dee wishes he asked to see her ID,

 And Freddie Wishes he could kill them again,

 And jeremy is just-a dreamin' for a re-do machine,

 and Dunston wishes he had never checked in

 its Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Eve,

 Can't Leave, Its Prisoner Christmas.

They're Wishin', Wishin', Wishin',

Please, please, please, please, please, Release me this christmas.

You Can here 'em Now.

boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo,

Boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo

 Boo Hoooooooooooooooo

 Davy needs to be free so that he can proceed with his greed

 he wants every beanie baby

 Jimmy prays he'll be saved so he slaves and behaves

 so one day he can kill his sucky lawyer

 Alpha Male turning pale with the fear that this year

 its his rear that will be somebody's baby

Little Mike wasn't like what you find,

 but he's here and he's queer

 so get used to iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

 Its Prisoner christmas

They're wishin, wishin, wishin,

please, please, jesus, Please, release me this christmas

You can hear 'em now

boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo,

 boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo

boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo,

 boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo

Gah, Jesus...

Alright Homies.. Lets get drunk