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Intro

 The whole world is watching me

 As I light up the TV screen

 My life's a parade

 But I've got it made

 I hope everyone will see

 I want my ratings to go up

 I hope you all wish me luck

 I'll act like I care

 About your welfare

 And I'll pretend I'll stay in touch

I want to be on your good side |

I've got nowhere else to hide | = Same chords

Everything that you hear |

May not be sincere |

At least my voice is amplified |

I think my credibility has gone away

The colors on your television will turn gray

I'll make a living while i exploit everyone

I never thought this way of life would be so fun

Please come onto my talk show

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I'll share everything I know