Standard (EADGBE)
always thought my movie
would be a comedy
not quite the tragedy that its become
more slapstick than chickflick
more Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's
So, thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution
turn on the camera
someone cue the extras
hair and makeup to the set
because the big screen's callin
final casting call
its your big shot baby your the next big star
on another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart
it's fallin apart
headed for the cutting room floor
and in the sequel honey i'm the guy who gets the girl