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always thought my movie

 would be a comedy

 not quite the tragedy that its become

 more slapstick than chickflick

 more Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's

 So, thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution

turn on the camera

someone cue the extras

hair and makeup to the set

 because the big screen's callin

 final casting call

 its your big shot baby your the next big star

 on another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart

 it's fallin apart

 headed for the cutting room floor

 and in the sequel honey i'm the guy who gets the girl