Somebody Get My Mom Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

GWOKE UP TODAY IN A VAN

CTRADED MY PILLOW FOR A MILLER LIGHT CAN

 AND IN TDWO MORE DAYS I LOSE THE GUITAR THAT I HOGCKED

GSUCK DOWN A BEER AND THEN ONE MORE

CTWELVE OUNCES LATER I WAS OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR

 AND THE PEDBBLE I THROW WAS PROBABLY MORE LIKE A RGOCK

 THEN I FCELL SKINNED MY KNEE

 BROKE MY GLAGSSES GOT STUNG BY A BEE

 LOST MY WACLLET AND MY CAR KEYS TOO

 AND TO MAKE MATTERS WODRSE I'M COMMING DOWN WITH THE FLU

 SOMEBODY GET MY MGOM 'CAUSE I THCINK SOMETHINGS BRDOKEN AGGAIN

 AND I DOCNT WANT TO DBE JUST GFRIENDS

 I SAID THGANKS FOR THE RICDE I'LL JUSDT LIMP BACCK INSIDE 'CAUSEG I DONT WANT

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YOU TO SEE ME CRY

 I JUST WANT MY MGOM C D

 SOMEBODY GET MY MGOM C D

 I JUST WANT MY MGOM C D

 GET MY MGOM

 AUGTHORITES CAME I GUESS I WAS GONE

 NEXT THICNG YOU KNOW I'M PASSED OUT ON THE LAWN

 AND BDOY DID I WAKE UP FAST WITH THE ROTTWEILERS TONGUE IN MY MGOUTH

 I WRGOTE YOU A NOTE BUT THEN IT GOT SOAKED

 WHEN I WCENT DEEP-SEA FISHING AND I FELL OUTTA THE BOAT

 AND GOT CDAUGHT ON THE TROTLINE AND WASN'T FOUND FOR THREE GDAYS

GM-O-M-M-Y

G(M - O - M - M - Y )

SHE MAKES ME COLLARD CAUSE I HATE PIE

C(M - O - M - M - Y )

SHE COACHED BASEBALL WHEN WE NEEDED HER

G(M - O - M - M - Y )

WE LOST EVERY GAME BUT TO HER CAME IN FIRST

D(M - O - M - M - Y )

AND I'M SO GLAD THAT SHE MET MY DAD

C(M - O - M - M - Y )

CAUSE I WOULDN'T BE HERE IF SHE NEVER HAD

GLET'S GO!

Bridge

 LEAD GUITAR: G C (2X)

GI GUESS THIS IS IT THE END OF THE SONG

 AND JUSCT MY LUCK NOBODY SANG ALONG

 I GUESS I'LL PDUT THIS GUITAR DOWN AND KICK THE MONGOOSE BACK GHOME

GM-O-M-M-Y